If you just took a shower and your balls are still “dirty” your problem isn’t the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
Who cares? I just washed them, they’re clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he’s right.
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don’t kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
The Germans have a word for people like you
Mädchenküsser
So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn’t really say much lol.
I was just making a joke, nothing serious
;_; I know, I’m asking you to explain the joke please because I also like to laugh.
And also because now I’m genuinely curious about how it’s used if it’s actual slang.
It’s not actual slang, just saying he kisses girls as a way to subvert expectations to “there’s a word for people like you” where an insult normally follows but this is just a “okay” moment
I don’t really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I’ll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it’s the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
Me? I just air dry.
Feet have balls as well, technically
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I’m opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.
I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don’t have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that’s how things work.
do people just… not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don’t only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you’re still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it’s skin that has just been washed. It’s not like you’re rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
Unless you’re into that, of course 🤷
To each their own
what if i want someone else’s?
Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.
Ill do it for less than this guy
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was “clean” after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can’t imagine the smell. 🤢
Yeah… no
I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.
disc.
(artist not widely known to be objectional at time of publication)
Heh! That was exactly what I was thinking of!
If you’re cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?
If I’m unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren’t clean enough.
If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
I have been stupid and had the water way too hot. I would sweat leaving the shower. So relaxing tho
