Nah, that’s Supply Side Jesus you’re thinking of. Despite the name, they’re only distantly related.

You and I are very different people, then 😁

Relevant xkcd

Related fact: the original surname of Peter Thiel is Cockathiel

Fun fact: the term was literally invented by the British tabloid press to explain how (football superstar and husband of Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham) David Beckham could wear a sarong without being secretly gay.

I wish I was making it up but that’s genuinely the origin of the term 🤦

One of the few things they have in common with elephants

He’s also a terrible actor who played a ridiculous Marty Stu version of Legolas, so there’s that 🤷

A kender with two different instruments AND two chairs, you say? 🤔

Sorry, might, I don’t speak strayan!

opens fourth melon

🎵do you remember the twenty first night of September?🎵

Quaalude Etude

A type of jazz for every drug trip

That’s a concept album right there 😁

Personally, I would have expected something more psychedelic and less Wall Street 🤷

Hot

That’s only true of badly (or barely) written musicals like Cats.

Great musicals like Les Miserables or Hedwig and the Angry Inch have plots as good as the songs or, in the latter case, even better!

Me when I try to make my ADHD-riddled brain do paperwork 😁

🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!