Fair enough, half are still in the cradle or primary school. Maybe add it to the curriculum.

Yeah, that was the joke

Oh, he’s probably thinking he can stay on the sidewalk most of the way.

I’m not sure how he even got as far as the Rockies since there’s a desert you have to get through first.

Appreciate your leaving one of them so as not to ruin my comment! (Not a sir, though. Retired schoolmarm here.)

Considering that every post about Mastodon has supporters who get the spelling wrong, it might be a little much to expect the general public to figure it out. Bluesky is pretty much the VHS to Mastodon’s Betamax.

This got me to exhale forcefully, and the corners of my mouth crept up slightly. Which in these days of horror and darkness is something.

It isn’t “The Onion Now Owns InfoWars” hilarious, but it’s funny.

And the tiny possibility he won’t be approved is … interesting.

Kakistocracy: is it better or worse than having competent fascists in charge?

It’s also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

So I know nothing and just wandered in here from Top, but this translates as, “Fuck you, all of you, French language, I show you my butthole,” right?

PG&E has been having to cut off power for swaths of customers in California every time we get in a red-flag fire weather situation, because their power lines over the mountains sway and spark and have caused horrendous wildfires. Notably the Camp Fire that completely destroyed the town of Paradise, killing over 85 people and thousands of animals. It’s been pretty expensive for them. Of course, they saved money for decades by skimping on maintenance, but that all went in their executives’ pockets, so they’re having trouble with trying to get up to code and pay their court costs and fines

https://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/what-s-killing-monarchs-our-roads

Plant the fields, not the roadways, got it

It’s okay to start your resistance by just surviving. And helping your kids grow. And looking out for those dear to you. Sometimes you gotta just work on the “Outlive” part.

Well you’re 💯 correct on what Trumps would do!

As an individual small business owner however, they could have gotten caught in the squeeze between contracts and tariffs.

Oh I don’t disagree! I’m just wondering if the owner is face-eaten or face-eating. Small business owners are more varied than big business leopards.

Is the owner of the company purchasing a year’s worth in order to keep the price they charge down, or in order to raise prices in February when their customers expect it because of the new tariffs, and pocket the difference? While having avoided paying bonuses?

Was gonna say, it’s like with bears, don’t think you can pet the baby because Mama will beat your ass.

Apparently the Incels outnumbered the Beehive and Swifties put together!

Look, if you can just keep persisting, there’s a good chance you will outlive this, and that he won’t. I outlived Reagan, although clearly his legacy of evil continues. Stay strong, and look out for those even more vulnerable than yourself.

Or maybe it’s a fascist problem. It’s not just the US either. My latest thinking is that microplastics are eroding empathy in human brains. May sound crazy, but put it next to some of Kennedy’s ideas…

Meanwhile the far left was cutting their own throats by handing the election to the fascists, thanks a lot.