Now we give perfect strangers a star rating based on how little they talked.

And TMNT.

Unionized Clown Posse

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

Spoiler: I’m a clown at a carnival and after almost quitting, all the employees unionized and now my pay is double what it used to be.

I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

Take all that neatly organized data and turn it into Christmas tree lights that have been sitting in a box all summer.

Japan is slowly burying all their overhead lines into the sidewalks. A lot of urban streets look so much nicer now than they did 10 years ago.

It’s probably no worse in an earthquake than the water mains, which would inherently be a lot more rigid than cables with intentional slack built into every segment.

I never hated In’n’Out fries, but thank you for explaining to me what was “wrong” with them.

My only complaint is that they’re cut too small.

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

My personal go-to is, “They’re a human being, just like you.”

Me at 24: “I’m worried about living to my 40s.”

Me at 42: “God, I was an ignorant sack of dicks in my 20s.”

“Row, row, fight the power!”

Classic Uncle Mark.

My favorite comment to date is; “Zuckerberg looks like someone who is constantly resisting the urge to blink sideways.”

A+ reference.

“I prefer butter on the bottom side of my toast.”

“TO WAR!!!”

It’s a sign of an advanced civilization when they reserve such short words for only the most apropos definitions.

Elon Musk is a wannabe fanboy of Tony Stark, per Iron Man 2. It’s MCU canon.

“A newt!”