lol

Tell me you’re lying

So there’s hope, @Obituary@lemmy.world!

Yo Burger Boss,

I really need a job like ASAP because my mom says I gotta move out of her basement and stop playing video games all day LOL. I’ve eaten at McDonald’s like a million times (mostly at 3 AM) so I basically already know everything about working there - I mean, how hard can flipping burgers be??? My friend Dave said you guys get free food which is literally the main reason I’m applying, plus I saw on TikTok that sometimes employees mess up orders on purpose and get to keep the food (so cool). I’m pretty bad at waking up early and I definitely can’t work weekends because that’s when my Fortnite team practices, but I promise I’ll try to show up most of the time when I’m scheduled.

Peace out,
Zuthan

P.S. Can you make sure to put me on drive-thru so I can practice my funny voices?

Never Gonna Get You Hired

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Voorhees

Used to be the 350Z

Except for neverssl.com

Triggering the launch of captive portals for public Wi-Fi users everywhere yayy

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@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works

On Mac, I would use Keyboard Maestro to try to automate that. I think AutoHotkey can do the same kind of thing on Windows?

@danc4498@lemmy.world

The new online passport process is unbelievably good

They better not ruin it

Does it in here to you?

My bad 😬

Oh must’ve been rough

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Dunk on drunk crime

Obviously you hire groundhogs and keep their sensory whiskers to the grindstone with the threat of mole scabs

I think some country banned eating meals but not snacks

They are absolutely shredding.

Good on you!

If possible in your situation, reader:

Give 404 your proxy emails y’all… Proton, Mozilla, iCloud, whatever it is. They deserve the metrics.

Chris Wade, the founder of mobile analysis company Corellium, told 404 Media that after the fourth day of a device being in a locked state, the device reboots.

Made me feel better when I said I wish I knew what would come, back in the day when I was installing Chrome for people - and someone here replied “hey we all wish we knew when we did that” 🫂