Smile and lube up

🎵 Helter Skelter 🎶 Heleter Skeltaaar! 🎵

Maybe I should get help for my porn addiction. As soon as I saw “pitjob” I immediately searched hoping to find something I hadn’t seen before

Thinking about the pirate voice always reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2OEkTrZftk

Why, just use the handy Microsoft Copilot to summarise the terms. I’m totally sure it won’t miss out anything important.

Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers?

Probably a good, cheap way to go if you can find a butcher or fishmonger that’s willing to sell it to you.

But I prefer the convenience of getting it delievered as I do with most stuff.

Economically no. I live in the UK and use Bella and Duke. Not sure if they trade in any other countries. I gave them my cat’s weight and for £43.80 they send me just enough food to feed him for a month.

That’s a bit pricey compared to supermarket cat food but frankly I can afford it and it’s worth it for the health benefits as well as the convenience. Also I can’t think of a company I’ve ever had better customer service from. They called me the day after I received my first box and asked if I had any issues.

From what I’ve read it can help delay the kidney problems that inevitably come with age. Like I say I’ve noticed an improved coat but more importantly he doesn’t vomit anymore which he used to occasionally and he has firmer, less frequent, better smelling turds.

I’ve noticed that after switching my cat to raw food his fur is a lot smoother.

Yea, like Recall. It’s coming. They’ll just do it silently without any backlash because people will be talking about the new pile of shit Microsoft is doing and also arguing like “no, they cancelled that, here’s the link” to an article from 6 months ago.

When a female friend of mine used to come over she would often leave the bathroom door open and the toilet seat down with the lid up. I didn’t like that because my cat used to drink toilet water. Also, when you flush, particles of what you’re flushing go everywhere. The lid minimises this. They proved it on Mythbusters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzgNSO6t6c

So I understand the feeling of someone not leaving the toilet how they found it when they use it in your home after being asked to stop it.

But mine was for reasons I’ve just explained.

You’re facing the toilet when you walk up to it. Surely you can see what state the seat is and change it accordingly? Can someone please explain to me why the toilet seat being up or the lid being down is stereotypically such a problem for women?

Linux users be like:

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

Yea, slows it down for them

Aww yea. Sounds like some rough femcel horse shit right there.

Ooh, I’m a cash cow apparently.

But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?

Well, what do you know. I’m completely a-moral.

Yea, anti-bloat

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/howie-mandels-prolapsed-anus-tiktok

The exact video I opened up the comments to post!