Red Dwarf - Psirens (1993)
As KRYTEN and LISTER head for the cockpit, the airlock monitor fizzes on again and a SECOND LISTER appears on the screen.
LISTER 2: What the hell are you doing taking off when I’m still outside? Let me in.
KRYTEN double-takes between the LISTER inside and the LISTER on the monitor.
KRYTEN: I’m afraid, sir, you’re already here.
RIMMER steps down from the cockpit.
LISTER 1: He’s a Psiren – don’t let him in. LISTER 2: For god’s sake – I can’t hang on any longer. He’s the Psiren. Let me in! RIMMER: What do we do? KRYTEN: there’s no way to tell which is which. We have to let him in. RIMMER: That means we’ll definitely have one Psiren on board. A brain- sucking psychotic temporal lobe slurper. KRYTEN: There’s a fifty per cent chance we have one on board already. We can’t risk killing the real Lister. I’m letting him in.
Are you telling me that if you remove the laugh track from red dwarf… you lose a comedy and gain a sci-fi/horror/drama?
Lock one in the airlock, and confine the already-in one to quarters. If Outside Ramirez is bad but can’t defeat the module’s external shielding, this isn’t a good plan. This has the downside of bringing Bad Ramirez to Earth but the upside of not forcing Either Ramirezs, good or bad, to fight for their life. Anyway, fucking love this. Thanks for reminding me of the horror of a Second Ramirez.
I vote to space them both.
One of them is already spaced, the work is already half done
Not far off from the plot of the 2009 film Moon
Quite far off from the plot of the 2007 film Shrek The Third though.
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These are the insightful observations I keep coming back to Lemmy for.
What do you mean? Doesn’t that imply there’s three Shreks? Sounds pretty close to me.
Such a great film. And a great piece of commentary on how capitalism treats employees as disposable assets.
Sci Fi often skews left, doesn’t it?
Amogus
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Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
it’s a copypasta, idk why people are taking it serious
Oh. Well, then. I concede defeat. Sorry.
I got a good laugh. Username also confirms based status. You may pass with an updoot, n’wah. :p
“To be honest with you Diane, I’m surprised”
This is referenced in Warframe in a couple of ways at different points in the game. For example: You have a kinda schizophrenic ship AI, and while you’re floating in space he says this sometimes:
“KNOCK KNOCK! …Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don’t think you should answer that.” (Here’s a clip: https://youtu.be/ilHi4LeKZmM)
I’ll not mention the others since I’d say they’re spoilers.
“Hey kiddo.”
Twist: You’ve been in space for a couple years and there’s only one Ramirez, you have an aggressive brain tumor.
You’re Ramirez.
Yasssssss
And then, John was the Ramirez.
Ahh John, that glib fucker. All of us have hated him since he started. That leathery handprint of a face, those smug stitches. Never says a fucking word. Just stares with those lifeless eyes. Somebody called him Wilson once, that, got his attention. Now that he’s one of us … yeah, well, he’s doomed too…
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I’d get the rest of the crew near or in the module and discuss the next course of action.
“Ramirez. Suit up. You’re gonna go out there and you’re not coming back in until there is only one of you left.”
First Ramirez to take Burger Town gets let back in
Bad day to be one of the Ramirez’s
What is a clickhole?
Edit: looks like it’s a Cracked style website.
It was a website from The Onion that parodied crappy content sites like BuzzFeed, Bored Panda, etc. It was sold to Cards Against Humanity in 2020.
I miss cracked D;
Not sure who wrote this specifically but a bunch of Clickhole ‘celebrity quotes’ were written by Joe Kwaczala who is hilarious.
Speaking of US space program, Clickhole also revealed the greatest presidential speech ever that was never delivered. …oops, this isn’t quite like I remember reading it - maybe this is a different draft?
Pretty sure there’s an xkcd comic joking about the backup speech in case they returned with more astronauts than they left with
“Ramirezes, quick, what’s something only we would know?” I asked sobbing, sweating, with a gun pointed at indoor Ramirez’s head.
maybe it makes you think but I’m built different
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Guys I think this is the fake Sakychu
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Look up, the joke is up there
I only see your comment when I look up, seems like I found the Joke already.
That you, Ramirez?
