I think I feel it

The best kind of adventure

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

To balance the odds, Carter will be issued a pump action shotgun and 8 rounds of 00 buck.

I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Fellas, fellas! I’m preggers! 🥳

I fear it might not last the weekend tho.

These symptoms might actually be related to the 12k mountain trail run I did yesterday after work, and I’m pretty sure the bleeding is because I got scratched by a spiky bush, but you cannot be too careful fellas

The only reason I haven’t bought it yet is because I will lose my job due to absence if I do.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Fingers, and how more is always better.

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

You need to add ‘ese’ to the end of it.

1. Slight lean back

2. Expression of baffled disgust

3. Quietly: “The fuck?”

Cuts deep

The honkening

2025, Chinese year of the Leopard