Hey, nice cat.

According to that diagram, the dog is in the trunk.

I think the Mel Brooks scene is satirizing old Hollywood’s habit of casting whites in the roles of poc. Plus, I don’t see how a yiddish speaking native could be offensive to anybody.

I was pretty into it when we were doing vans.

I’m up at 6am because I haven’t gone to bed yet.

Funny that you think the right won’t have completely eliminated AP programs by 2053

Good lord, that url.

I’m pretty sure six days will do.

They’re American. They can’t afford cholesterol medication.

Wait, so you just bailed on your girlfriend?

Your mom is handing them out for free.

That was so silly. I mean, it was a sample. That’s the fundamental basis of hip hop. There’s no shame in it. Why would he try to pretend it was anything different?

Tbf, he later admitted that saying that was stupid.

Can we make out after?

Correct, the egg sandwich goes on a roll.

A big pile of pastrami and provolone? You better believe it’s going on a bagel. Preferably pumpernickel.

This needs to come back to life

I haven’t had a computer in over a decade. I’m not a luddite, I just haven’t had a need for one since I got a smart phone.

Holy shit that’s all true. Coincidentally, he wrote a book called Tutti Fruitti.

60s is where it’s at.

Yeah or NCIS. My father was NCIS for 35 years. I never thought of him as a cop.

Are the feds the same as cops? Like, I know they investigate crimes and what not but I don’t know that they adhere to that thin blue line bullshit.