It’s all situational. If it’s hot and humid but I’m near a beach, fuck yes, summer rules. If it’s hot and humid and I’m in a big city, dear lord help me, summer sucks.

Everything’s vagina

I’ve lived in places where bars close at 1:30am and others where they don’t close and you end up going home at 6am or so.

I love being home by 2am lol

Incredibly, my legs somehow never get burnt

I’m not having that

The new sexually frustrated boomer trend

Fuckin classic lmao

Maybe a plot then.

How many ways is that?

f(x) = 2.50 for x in {1,2,…,5}

They’re pretty bad but you can get lucky. I had a long-ish relationship come out of them. I’ve had a ton of long term flirts that came out of them. It’s fun and nice to flirt with people slowly and every once in a while for like 5+ years lol.

That being said, I’ve been off them for a year. I prefer to meet people in real life when that’s a possibility.

The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket

Yeah! Fuck that stupid spider! (Sarcasm, obv)

“Turns out all drugs are fake. Fuckin idiots.”
— god

They just regular nova

So closed minded smh

Fuckin burn lol

You’re spiritually a morning person, just in another time zone.

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