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Facebooks messenger doesn’t at least

We could’ve gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up

“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”

You have become stronger than they could ever have imagined

Same here, though i don’t use steel wool and i do season it every now and then
The pan handles it like a champ

Sadly the autopilot was designed by Tesla

World suddenly steers into oncoming traffic

I haven’t tried Manjaro and I don’t have an opinion

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

A pile of money on fire

And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”

“In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them… eyes.”

No but humans typically do

Your browser just receives a single video file, there’s no way to tell where in that video there’s an ad, if there even is one

You can’t remove nor replace it if you don’t know what to remove or replace

I’d choose the uptown bear