Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
37?!
In a row?!
Um hi I have a demon
My friend Jim… he also has a, demon, in him. ya.
To whom ut may concern: my two demons are starting to bicker amongst themselves and they are no longer welcome. Any aid in having them displaced is welcome.
As an atheist I’ve suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
No worries, the pope is on the way.
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little
trickprick.
🎶 There’s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 🎶
Deep inside the garden of Eden, I’m standing there with my hard on bleedin’.
https://youtu.be/tX23qUNslJA great song.
I’m hearing this to the tune of “Keep Your Hands to Yourself” by the Georgia Satellites.
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Well shiiiiiiiiiit, id assume feminism would make leaps and bounds to gain gender integration in these old institutions
Pastors, not priests. There’s differences, like priests can hear confession.
There, you see? The Catholic Church was simply about saving the children.
EVERY SPERM IS SAAACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GREAAAAAAT!!!
Close, but the catholics are misogynist enough that women cannot be pastors.
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
OP is edited, it’s the same story.
The pastor himself renounced the Presbytery on 25 January a day before a church trial was due to start and moved to a gated retirement community in the nearby town of Lakewood.
I really hope he actually faced consequences
The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They’re in me and I desperately need this woman’s help. Please. I’m suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
We were lied to by ID Software on how an expert demon slayer looks like!! I’d ask for my money back, but I don’t think they’d accept a pregnancy test that I play Doom on back…
I have a gluttony demon. This may require repeat appointment-Er, I mean “anointments”
But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.
999 out of 1,000 you don’t want.
I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme
Yes, Semen Demons Part 1-19. It’s so good to see the congregation come together.
Fair warning: these are real tearjerkers, so keep tissues handy.
🤜💦 🥲
