I love being teased with a bird leaf constrictor.

Oral game so good you’ll flip your lid.

I took this past week off to get my house renovated and get prepared for a move. Even with that kind of “vacation” I am not eager for tomorrow to come.

White? Bright white? Really? No thanks. I like clothes that can come clean without bleach, UV light, or offerings of socks to leaser known demigods.

Chicken pot pie don’t care if you eat topless.

The rest of the folks in the restaurant might, however.

Genuine Automoblox modular toy car collection. Includes five complete vehicles, plus three incomplete, and various wheels and tires, as shown.

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Very hard to cultivate, they only want to grow wild.

I would propose that the closer one is to fully dressed but with the upper torso and full pelvic region exposed, the feeling of nakedness would be maximized. And “nakedness” is really just a stand-in for a combination of vulnerability, fear, embarrassment, anxiety, and related emotions.

Probably ketchup.

No way it’s occurred to him to microwave a potato. That’s a Vegetable, and he’s a Man.

Don’t listen to Kate, she’s a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.

At the same time? [creepy suggestive eye waggle]

Screw this, I’m going to live on the turtle.

Hey dad, somebody stuffed the grass clippings into cargo pants again!

Call me a bra, because I support boobs.

Not really, I just can’t expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?

A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.

Their ears are just introverted.

Gary, why u gotta be so thicc?