The see me rollin’, agitating, tryna catch me washin’ dirty…

If he can use the unlimited ammo cheat code, sure.

Wash it on delicate, don’t want to break any noodles. And add olive oil in the fabric softener dispenser.

WEEEE-VILLLL WEEE-VILLL CROCK YOU

If there were beings that existed in 4 linear dimensions they could make a roll of paper towel cubes, just tear a cube off the roll.

This is acceptable.

What, no polycycule?

I can’t use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.

My fingers get all wet and sticky and the smell just won’t come off. GOD I love oranges.

-200 now, we can graph this decline.

The x axis isn’t long enough. I’m certain that there’s a new plateau once the “lecherous old man” phase kicks in.

-150, but I’m late to the game.

That’s what sold it to me as slop.

Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.

Check your WHMIS knowledge, none of it is poisonous, according to the icons. Dig in!

By the foot? Nope. Yard? No. It’s a to-meter!

No way, every human eats like 3 monkeys while they’re asleep at night. The monkeys are chasing the spiders that we eat.

It’s ready to eat.

More importantly, a crime against humanity.

Sure thing, Ronnie, let’s get you back to bed dead.