Smuuthbrane

I’ve been offering corn and onions, but that made them angry somehow.

Slow kid in the back: cavities?

Oh, bother.

Oniorn.

No way.

That’s a Chevy, not a RAM.

Onioligarchy.

Yet money can buy horrible taste.

Well that’s dinner sorted.

What, didn’t think someone with the name Pooh Bear was a bottom?? Kinda obvious in hindsight.

Don’t worry, someone glued it onto a New Beetle headlight shortly after this.

Use beer to extinguish fire.

Cornnumism.

That’s the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP

Not possible, I’d have to print it.

I mean, I could probably do a capital T in cursive at the start and the end, but it just wouldn’t flow nicely.

Onion is the new corn?

Do you wanna build a snowman?

From another point of view, the onion’s bra is way too small.

Oh-nyo

Corndie LaForge, we meet again.

You enjoy the spectra of those kernels.

Yeah, I gots AM AND FM in my Ram! Heck sometimes it’s even in stereo!! Yee-haw!