So how is that working out for you? Genuinely curious.

Well okay, but in defense of the Australian army, it could be mentioned that a total of 3 men was deployed against many thousands of Emus. Even if armed with machine guns, those were the 1930ies, and weaponry back then (before WW2) was not comparable to what machine do today…

That was not cast iron, was it?

This should be a TheOnion article 🤣