This one is my all time favorite

The pay is what doesn’t add up

It looks way cooler in the movies and video games. We were tricked!

Even if I read all the code and test it I never really feel like I know it the same unless it came out of me. You just don’t get the feeling of how the code works

It is like drugs in the sense I have to keep going to my boss to ask for more tokens. They expect us not to write any code by hand and have a bot that checks so eventually I run out of tokens every few days and have to ask them for more. I can’t work without them ( I actually like writing the code by hand anyways but they said not to lol ). Then they get mad when I use too many tokens so idk what the fuck they want anymore.

I just want to make useful things and not be micromanaged anymore

Isn’t there an fcc rule about drones needing to be in the line of sight of the operator

What do you mean? You can’t turn on the walk light without changing the light or else people will get run over

I’m supporting my family for fun!

Sorry about your Kitty.

I’m thinking about making one. It’s probably not that hard.

They won’t let you play YouTube videos but they can play this shit? Fuck that

Dude, an Engineer drives a fucking train

That sounds like what happens to me at work. I don’t like it

I don’t think any company should be able to buy another company. The same way people can’t buy other people

You’re sitting down but You’re not making brown?

Like you’re a criminal

But abortion isn’t? Lol

This sounds more like skills than hobbies. You might not get paid for it but you totally could. What you are making is valuable to someone

It’s like fucking the sun

I’d much rather have Claire Danes goop scented candle