There we go MUCH better.

How I feel when I get home from work and slap one on.

Garlic is typically used to cook spaghetti, so maybe?

Both correct, sorry I’m an idiot.

They have to prepare it rather than just rinse them and throw them in a pot whole.

I prefer the head on, adds more flavor. Also kind of like a crawdad it’s easier to peel with it’s head attached. Pinch, twist, pull.

This would be great! I keep trying to get this song going at bars, but just get awkward looks.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning?

(Chorus) Way hay, and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor
(Chorus)

Put him in a longboat till he’s sober
(Chorus)

Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him
(Chorus)

Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter
(Chorus)

That’s what we do with a drunken sailor
(Chorus)

Calm down Satan

That’s the employees sanity in the middle.

Gillian Anderson still makes anything sexy. 57 year old Gillian Anderson makes me feel tingly in my groin region.

Of course my tastes age with me.

Is it safe for cats to drink wine?

I recalled this imagine instantly. Haven’t seen that in awhile. I feel like I saw this originally in Rolling Stone? Too damn lazy to look it up.

Oh god I’m turning into dust as I type this out.

The sex sells bit of these kind of makes sense for Duchovny since he recently did the Red Shoe Diaries (Showtime softcore porn) right before being cast for X-Files.

Still hyper-90s, if you all like this watch literally any music video around that time as well.

Forgot the crop for authentication.

Does this take me their OnlyBones?

Holy shit same, I put it off for a long time because of the hate. Maybe it was buggy shit, but I don’t have a lot of complaints and now it’s got me hooked like digital crack.

I did play the shit out of Vemintide many moons ago, so shooty co-ops must be my kink.

That’s an amazing sculpture.