Feeling a strange kinda envy for trans dudes who can roll up wearing one of these. Is that a writhing serpent suffering unspeakable agony in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Ewww no touching tips!
Is that Rob Schneider in yellow face?
I had to look it up, and yes, excellent eyes
I forgot he did yellowface
Yes baby! Touch the tips! Rub rub rub!
Sword 💥 fight 💥 sword 💥 fight
I feel a sudden urge to change my opinion on humanoid robots
I just feel very strongly about transformers with truck nuts
Finally, realistic tentacles for gaming!
Asking for a friend
Oh my gosh, it’s the famous Weiner Boyz!
Their names are Softie, Hotdog, Three, and Friedrich.
Lol
P…put the small one in your peehole
You got it backwards make your knob end into one of those. Prehensile ganglia and all. Great for carrying your lunch pail and leaving your hands free to play rock em sock em robots on the trolley car to work, which is the life we all truly dream of living. Two handfuls of robot and a wangful of leftover Persian food.
Please not just into my left ear.
Ahgh uncanny valley
