pooberbee (any)

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

But my anus can tell the difference.

And lawyers are pretty likely not staff at all.

We must all come together or we will all come separately.

The absolute disregard for the meme format here. I’m too high for this.