pooberbee (she/her)

My old job legitimately did this in C++ with a Perl script because we had to be able to build on some weird, old systems and couldn’t use C++ templates.

Earthmelon is a potato

Sounds kind of like dragon’s beard candy.

Finally, realistic tentacles for gaming!

You can tell that Clifford is fiction because the police haven’t shot him.

I’m gonna say it’s crop milk

What’s the fourth milk?

It’s missing a stwp after vow of silence where I ghost my friends for a month.

I don’t really remember my wedding vows, but I’m 100% certain there was nothing in them about not killing children so… loophole?

I’m so excited for Steel Ball Run

Please don’t touch your server.

I do this, but I’m trans. I just think we’re cool!

For that to be 17 feet, that kid of the right would be nearly 6 feet

A toad is a type of frog. These guys are all posers.

Inhumanely or inhumanly? Both are true

Are the security also laden with turkey?

A cishet trying to comprehend queerness

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/swiss-cheese-pervert-due-in-court/92677/

They call me “financially irresponsible” when I am, in fact, responsible thousands of dollars of damage to my apartment! My landlord is suing me! Sounds pretty financially responsible, doesn’t it!

Wow! Good luck!