Change to Linux boot loader grub and two disks… Your old piece of shit disk for windows. The good stuff for Linux. Never look back… Unless your aunty needs help getting another virus or whatever windows offers.

Here’s an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements… Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work…are you guys a business? Nope, we’re all married!

He is the popest!

Followed instructions, now I speak in water.

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

I don’t. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

Reboso.

This is why we find lots of well preserved dynosours.

Ah… A command line expert! LOL. Pine, putty then.

And what did these poor hoses look like before kinking like that oh Mr Internet hero corrector Sr!?

I don’t think so. I think its puddy. But agree on the comments. I hope its puddy. I’m at a hotel room, I hope its puddy!

Thank you! Kinks can be deceiving.

Fine, but there’s a kink on that curl.

The loop has a kink.

Its not terrible but I would expect better. Over time the hose will leak or cause the valve or fittings to leak. It sets my plumber senses tingling.

Hmmm… Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

Instead there will be a new category “AI” in all porn cites.

Removed by mod

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

…oh OK, very nice Mr…what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?