Kinda cruel if you ask me

What if they’re right and I’m crazy?

If I ever have that thought, I remember I’m not the one who hates people for immutable traits, or punches down in the name of humour

Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.

Nice one bruva

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

Yes there is

Power bi

Uhh does this mean what I think it means

You are good people

Those stairs don’t even seem to work

Ahh the title spoiled the punchline

I believe they use slave labour though

Off topic but nice to see a leeds fan in the wild on a lemmy post

When you look at the moon, your field of vision is the sky and its surroundings.

When you look at a picture of the moon, your field of vision is the picture of the sky and its surroundings, and the surroundings of the picture.

Basically you’d have to have your face close enough to the picture where you’d see ONLY the picture, for the moon to look as impressive as IRL (and I daresay it’d be out of focus).

Scruds

So who else opened up Maps to double check this

I sunglasses You sunglasses He/she/one sunglasses

I’m sure this was used in a beer advert in the UK in the 90s or early 00s

Do you mean gooch? Chode is a penis that is girthier than it is long

And never close a cubicle door

You’re so meta even this acronym

Wait shit