Executed

Keeping Up Appearances, Only Fools and Horses, Harry Enfield and Chums

After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

You know

No it’s not

their innocence was the ideal match for his natural genius

That makes… no sense. Except to nonces I suppose

Nice stuff like appreciating walks in the forest, woodworking, etc

Someone should tell these men that you’re allowed to do this stuff when you have a partner, hell the partner can even join in

I thought that was the actual reason and not just a fan theory?

“The characters in that movie called them aliens, but it was never explicitly demonstrated what they were or why they were on earth. People are much more accepting of aliens these days, and the idea was that if demons appeared among us, they would be perceived as aliens.”

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/wrestling-twister-an/

Sigourney Weaver vibes

You need to be more nuanced imo, I don’t think being super obvious will do what you want it to. Appreciate the sentiment anyway

Yeah but they’re massive and good quality

Yeah i dont know if this fits shitpost

I don’t think he’s trolling, I think he’s just overdoing the satire

“…And what I’m seeing here happening is not America.”

Well it is mate

Google says it’s an adverb to mean daily… but then goes on to give an example as two words

How come bud?

Ehh we’re humans, our biggest trait is our adaptability

Methinks she was pretending to not (know how to) know for the bants

Omfg I read that as fleshlight and was impressed at the follow-up comments continuing the joke

The best position is your next one