Ancient one here.
I can detect other ancients when they give me their area code and then the phone number. The young ones just quickly rattle off the whole thing.
Do people not put spaces between each set of numbers?
“123… 456… 7890”
Yes they do. The ancient ones announce they are giving me the area code.
I should have been more clear.
Ohh yeah I’ve heard that before “area code blah blah blah… The rest of the number”
Those people are tied.
Old, young, we can debate this all day. But anyone around here (USA) in the 30-and-over bracket almost certainly feels tired as fuck this week.
This week/this month/this decade
I want off Mr Bones’ Wild Ride
My house/country/body*/century/planet
Get me out of here. (Scientists, biohackers, and/or aliens, let’s make a deal)
* outside of the skull, that is
This week, last week, probably next week too. Let’s slow down. No need to get too carried away.
Wait, am I officially old? Does that mean I can finally go full Gandalf and start all my courses with bad “you shall not pass” jokes?
1950s here. Am I even allowed to reply, what with one foot in the grave and all.
Growing up in the 90’s, I was led to believe the 50’s were black and white.
Is this true?
(edit I’m still part of the “ancestors” the post mentions though)
I’m only 39 ☹️
Am I the only one that’s mid-30s, reasonably physically healthy, and only exhausted in ways that are unrelated to age? I don’t even work out that diligently and I eat like garbage half the time lol. I’m just eepy because of my emotional issues haha
Ah, the arrogance of youth.
This is the first time I’ve been called old, yet I can’t really dispute what they said.
Im a 1990 old person and I can confirm, I’m tired.
95, my knees have completely given up on me
I’m 87, my back isn’t what it used to ne
Would someone who was old in 1990 even be alive today?
One thing that young people don’t understand is that the entire world used to smell like cigarettes all the time. Photos and videos can’t really convey this effectively.
I don’t get the 1st joke
71, we are the ancients.
We’re fossils.
He’s a fucking cheeky feotus.
I think the more fitting one is:
I currently hate the Sun
It continues to shine on
everything I’ve done…"
