eat the chewed donut problem solved

in public: foot under partition means I want my dick sucked

at a sex party its the one with the line

not to mention the reason why you’re only supposed to say the word “lawyer” to cops is they literally tell you: “ANYTHING you say CAN and WILL be used AGAINST YOU in a court of law.” That doesn’t mean “might or maybe” or “to help you.”

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

there’s a lot near me with like 100 of them, presumably ready to sell. I’m surprised it’s not been vandalized

And a 14 year old kid using a VPN is probably not the target audience for a lot of the worst abuse.

Not saying it won’t happen, but a drastic reduction is better than none.

ain’t is a contraction of “am/are not” popularized in the early 1700s, combined with the syncopic haplology of a definite article: so still works with the noun part. I agree this doesn’t make it easier for people to learn English, but it’s not like every other language in the world doesn’t have this.

AI likely has a more biased output than most humans as humans have a drive to hide bias and AI does not, plus AI is trained on internet data where people talk differently to how they do in real life, and even more differently than translating a 2000 year old poem.

I mean that kinda is aftercare.

i imagine the average high street or mall shop uses more plastic in a month than an average common or garden household uses in a year, and it goes up in magnitude from there.

we’ve had acid rain since the 1850s and we still have it today

Yes, I apologize. We should vandalize cybertrucks in protest of the slavery conditions their batteries are produced under, and the conditions that allowed Elon’s family to make profit from apartheid, setting the stage for him to become a parasite.

oh lighten up, jeez.

Berlin Wall

Confederate Statues

Thatchers Grave

My wife is a professor. She had to instigate plagiarism proceedings because in a midterm quiz a bunch ofnthe students said a key point of ancient Greek drama was “spungle”* - not sure if it was copying from each other or poor AI.

*some nonsense word that I can’t remember

oh yeah, what’s the shortcut to open LinkedIn on mac?

I work for multiple organizations. The majority of which have a Google sheet with their passwords in that are

      c0mpanyname2018! 

Those that aren’t are

       pandasar3cute123? 

it’s probably even less, maybe even negligible because of traffic lights at either end: you can’t calculate a single journey because you’re never going to hit the same light exactly the same every time. I have four lights between my house and the freeway, and 7 between the freeway and one of the sites for my job. Each one adds between 0-60 seconds randomly for an average of 6 minutes sitting and waiting per day. I would have to have a commute of like 120 miles of uninterrupted freeway driving for that to matter.

I think it was a different flavor.

You’d have your fave department store, mall, multiplex, fast food joint, TV channel etc