First one to blink loses.

There will be slamming, maybe even blasting.

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

I envy you for that. Man was a piece of shit wrapped up in a religious wrapper. All too common nowadays.

It was bad enough that they had that little notch on the VMU holder the cable could sit in to mimic coming out the top.

English, senior year of high school. The one class I got a B in throughout high school. Stupid opinionated class. I still believe that teacher didn’t like me. Got A’s on college with the same writing style. Fuck you, Mrs. Farnsworth. I don’t care that it’s been nearly 20 years now.

Sounds kinda like programmer jobs where they ask for a code for a problem they have but don’t actually give anyone the job.

Like how Ross from “Friends” is crazy without the laugh track.

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Remember_the_tooth, who unfortunately committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head and falling out a locked window.

Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:

Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.

Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.

It’s all fun and games until “Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

People with thalassophobia should DEFINITELY stay away, or maybe just play in the shallows.

Ah, the ol’ “Cask of Amontillado” trick.

You’re not sorry, are you?

OdysseusEurylochus works at the Krusty Crab.

Nope. I believe they all disappeared.

What about Quiznos? I remember liking them.

I wish that was mandatory for any social media post to include time and date information SOMEWHERE in the post.