It’s Schrödinger’s Statement. Both true and false depending on what the situation calls for.

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

Oh yeah. At a stop sign or traffic light, slow traffic, kinda rested my arms on the wheel and hit the horn on accident. Felt like an ass.

I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

For even more warning, a child made through procreation via a love potion also loses their nose.

Don’t forget the wifi not connecting or staying connected, keeping it from getting updates for reasons mortals aren’t supposed to know.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

I mean, you wouldn’t be too far off. There’s an Air Force base about 20-30 minutes from my house. I imagine it would be a military target if a war was ever waged stateside.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

I don’t know where I saw it, and I can’t seem to find it again, but I remember one video where a girl uses Cavill as an example of what SOME women find attractive. He’s good-looking, yes, but what really got her was how he can talk about his interests with such passion. I’m obviously paraphrasing.

All I see is The Count

What about cans of spray oil that have hundreds of servings but say 0 calories? No shit, you’ve got no detectable calories when a serving is a 1/4 second of a spray.

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song