Jokes on you. I saw the video review of Affroman’s court case, and they explicitly made the reference to the classic.

It’s such a shame, too. The one about losing your mind is just perfect. They really should have to disclose the AI inclusion. At this point, if it wasn’t AI, you’d think they would’ve come out and said it.

I really wanna be able to go about my life and not feel like I’m in hiding or witness protection or something of the like. It’s so demoralizing that it’s coming down to having fake backups for your fake backups.

Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.

Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?

Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)

Richtofen will be pleased.

Pay 2.99 to finish this update more quickly.

And then claiming antisemitism for anyone that criticizes it.

What about Princess Sophia?

Look on the bright side: you’ve had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.

Sack tuck for a buck.

Pushing down on me.

Fuck. Now that’s all I see.

Well, don’t leave us hanging. What do you make? I need those easy meal prep recipes.

I haven’t heard any updates. Is he still planning more war crimes for tomorrow (Tuesday, April 7th)?

Ron “Tater Salad” White.

Is your ex Ron White?

Huh. My Japanese isn’t amazing, but I know that first character to be the “like” kanji. I’m assuming it means something along the lines of “alright” or “ok” in Chinese based on the context.