There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • In biology, the top one is called K-strategy and the bottom one R-strategy.
    Both are valid strategies.

    But generally, K is better suited for highly developed, intelligent, cooperative and social animals.
    R is better suited for animals that live alone in a hostile environment full of predators.

    There’s a message about the modern job market in here somewhere I guess.


  • They have other skills you don’t have, that are more important for those high paying jobs.

    Like faking genuine interest in the shit their higher-ups blather on about, convincingly laughing at racist and misogynist jokes, backstabbing their peers when a position opens up, and doing the most demeaning tasks with a smile and a “thank you”.












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