Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Bong and blow lighter
Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
A fork and a knife
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!
I guess I’ll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills
Commence to jigglin’!
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which…
Linux laptop and large mug of green tea
Sandles and a strip of acid
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
Did your parents steal your foreskin?
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
