Where does this stuff get posted? I hadn’t heard of the one on the 17th. I should go to one. This whole thread is hitting me pretty hard. I didn’t even want to go to the pool with the wife and kids today.
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Did you stop to consider that they might be an amputee on the other side, and that your pluralization of the word “arm” is causing immense emotional pain and turmoil right now and that the watch face is digital and has no arms. No. You only think about yourself. /S?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?7·1 day agoThey still won’t let them have ANY alcohol in the US section of the ISS.
Jesus. If you see a kid with a balloon, do you have a burning need to tell them that there was probably exploitation involved in the harvesting of the rubber?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are animals right or left 'handed'?6·7 days agoYou just typed all that out so that you could tell us all that your cats are named Mulder and Scully and I’m happy that you did. Nice. My friend’s two cats are named Brunhilda, and Dawg.
Ok, but what is the INTENDED use for weed. I admit, I’ve never read the label before.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful language1·14 days agoCool. I fancy myself a bit of a word neard, so I find this stuff interesting… so a dildo is masculine then?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful language1·15 days agoReal, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Garter snakes coming out of hibernation and into a tens of thousands strong mating ball in southern Manitoba, Canada1·15 days agoYou absolutely can, right after we’re done talking about human orgys.
(sitting cross-legged on the floor drinking a juice box) “How DID it end, grampa?”
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Garter snakes coming out of hibernation and into a tens of thousands strong mating ball in southern Manitoba, Canada1·16 days agoOf orgys more than 10,000 strong? Pics. Now.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Garter snakes coming out of hibernation and into a tens of thousands strong mating ball in southern Manitoba, Canada5·16 days agoI saw a documentary about this on the archive presented by a talented young female researcher. Fascinating stuff.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful language2·17 days agoWell then your first argument just got creamed by your second one, because the prostate isn’t stimulated with every ejaculation. It’s just a contributor to the final Batter-Blast™ just like the testes. The difference, is that trans rectal manipulation of the prostate, either with, or without simultaneous stimulation of the penits, yields a much different and usually stronger Cummingtonite, than without it. Actually, this would be a lot easier with an example, do you have a prostate, or one nearby that you can use?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful language3·19 days agoIt could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful language17·19 days agoYou sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla Robotaxi Freaks Out and Drives into Oncoming Traffic on First DayEnglish1·19 days agoSo, just the right amount of safe then?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldto Linux@lemmy.world•Occurences of swearing in the Linux kernel source code over timeEnglish2·27 days agoI don’t know. I kinda liked angry T-Dawg flipping off Bill Gates. It adds some friction sometimes, but sometimes it’s nice to have a psycho on your team… Just not Stallman. He’s too much.
Let them.