Is that just a sticker, or does some bank actually let you customize the image?

Because, on Lemmy, trust, optimism, and most expressions of positive thinking are seen as weakness, ignorance, or both.

I’ve never understand why people always complain about jury duty in particular. I’ve never been called, but I think it sounds like an interesting experience.

People who don’t give ass rats?.. You have to give one or the other, dude.

Almost. Hatred only begets more hatred… Sometimes violence works…

IS IT A JACKAL? JACKAL! JACKAL! IS IT A JACKAL? IS IT A JACKAL? JACKAL! JACKAL! JACKAL!!!

Where does the dick get stored?

What’s type F have going on?

I’m not a biologist or anything, but FACT as far as I’m aware. Domesticated cats are much closer to wild cats than domesticated dogs are to wolves. They likely stem from an older version of the species that currently live in Africa, which is routinely that hot even in the shade. Their hearts just beckon back to the olden times when they were worshiped as gods, it was comfortably warm outside all the time, and they could engage in all the casual murdering of smaller creatures that they felt like.

You don’t need to know. You’re not meant to. You didn’t see anything, and if you did, someone at the hospital is going to remind you how dangerous stairs can be…

Get your normal ass, well-adjusted, vanilla bullshit out of here. I want to know what her chest hair feels like on my cheeks.

That sounds like an old-timey euphemism for some kind of STD.

And from Barbie to the Kardashians.

Max level with optional Prestige level reset is “Mineral Oil Enema”

Don’t make it weird. Just type up a little agenda with times and acts and whatnot. Add a paragraph or two at the end explaining why. She’ll know you really care. Now, whether you email her a digital copy with a signature field, or have her sign it in front of you when you pick her up is just a matter of personal style.

Ya… We had fun.

Yes.

Good shit?

Me: “I regularly start drinking before 10am.”

Them: “That’s out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead.”

Me: “I put orange juice in it.”

Them: “tight.”