Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going
Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.
Beware the certainty of youth.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
Them and cm00003 get me sometimes.
…next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.
Unironically, yes.
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I’m really sorry. 😥
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
Yeah, sorry that all that happened to you. Sorry that your mom wasn’t a better person. Sorry that you had to lose her in that manner. Sorry that she was dumb and/or brainwashed enough to essentially sign her own death certificate. Sorry she didn’t have the mental strength to get help. And last but not least sorry that you had to clean up a house full of garbage and dog shit. I’m sorry she wasn’t a better mom. Nobody deserves that. :(
You seriously don’t have kids…
What does that have to do with anything. I do btw.
Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
- instant nazi
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?
What is the bait?
Classic shitpost.
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …
Found the Trump voter
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.
Slava Ukraini!
I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
yeah but gramma was more into prog rock than metal. i don’t want to get her ghost going
Pretty hardcore . This has a high likelihood of needing a plumber. Best to dump little bits at a time than a big clump at once.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
Fascist Ashes
Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.
Done.
