1 wine = 1 cocaine = 1 heroin

“I pulled some strings, and I got The List. In fact, I’ve got it right here with me now.”

* Pulls napkin from his pocket *

“Hey, would you look at that – Kamala Harris, right at the top, just as I suspected… Joe Biden, yep, that tracks… Wow, ALL of the Clintons, how about that? And not surprisingly, Donald J. Trump is definitely nowhere to be found on the Epstein List. Welp, there ya have it everybody.”

Shoutout to The Vulgar Chef. His videos are a nearly perfect mix of hilarious and vile.

Inb4 someone on TikTok shows how to bypass that sensor by jamming an orange in it -__-

I got a TCL with Google TV earlier this year (the same model was available from both Best Buy and Wal-Mart), can confirm that I didn’t have to sign into anything or even connect it to the net to use the coax or HDMI ports. Also it remembers the last used connection, so I don’t even have to skip past the Google TV stuff when I turn it on.

Now dat’s da true-true, I seen it in a viddy

Right? I hate that phrase as it’s used here. How are we supposed to move on when national traumas are left unresolved?

One step closer to the Fallout games becoming reality, which is at least potentially cool in some ways.

It just looks… I don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d ideally want for a cat.

For the same reasons that everything else is “enshittified” – It’s produced by people seeking maximum profits for minimum effort, and consumed by people who aren’t discerning enough to care.

But then there would be no title.

Ugh, who has time for that? I need all of my waking hours to be devoted to increasing work productivity and consuming products. Computers can feel my pesky feelings for me now.

No rea$on at all, except for that one little rea$on that we alway$ $eem to keep coming back to…