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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture

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Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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eta: I thought I was shitposting on the internet, where search is quicker and easier than commenting:

amongst the first 400 results confirming the figure

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    Dinosaurs and Unix systems coexisted, I saw it in a documentary.

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    Stinking Mandela Effect

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    I mean…technically they did, and still do, since birds are technically dinosaurs, but context clued tell me that the people being talked about here didn’t have that in mind when answering the survey

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    All I have to do is turn on their national news program to gauge just how dumb America is.

    This is probably the reason why we haven’t had any alien contact from outer space. Aliens tune into our news networks, see just how stupid we are, especially Americans who are supposedly the wealthiest country and aliens just cringe, turn off the channel, place an intergalactic sign post just outside the orbit of Neptune warning everyone to stay away.

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    Demographically, YouGov noted, “While most Americans who describe themselves as ‘born again’ (56%) believe that humans and dinosaurs once shared the planet, most Americans who do not describe themselves as born again (51%) think that they did not.”

    This does not add up…

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      Its one of those articles where you have stats that give you strokes.

      I think it means 56% of born agains, and 51% of born onetimes

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    me, an intellectual picks up my Dino chicken nugget “Actually we still do” 🥸

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    Do crocodiles not count?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      no. they aren’t dinosaurs, as they branched out before.

      however, all birds are descendants of dinosaurs, so humans did (and still do) live with dinosaurs

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        I’ve ridden an ostrich before.

        I’m a Dino rider!

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      No

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        Ooooh you’re lucky my instance doesn’t allow downvoting

        They’re good prehistoric dogs, Brunt

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          You’re straying even further from Dinosaurs now‽ mammals! What a world! Lol

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        So chickens are out of the question

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          Only valid in Dino nugget form

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      Their brains aren’t big enough to count like you and me.

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        :slow_clap:

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    I.e. 41% of Americans are completely useless and unqualified in the discourse about our society.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Be a lot cooler if we did

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    Well Thag Simmons obviously did.

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    What’s the Venn Diagram of this and MAGAs?

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      Ever heard of Giotto?

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    That’s ridiculous. We would make terrible roommates.

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    Coelacanth are still around, so kinda…

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      they aren’t dinosaurs, however, birds exist so yes

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        Birds are dinosaurs though.

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          Coelacanth aren’t birds

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    love me a good kfc😌

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