Trevor does amazing accents without mocking anyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMO5SSmiaA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMGoMu-CxMY

Yes. Cops are idiots. Duh.

Nice to meet you John Smith.

He also did the first 360 noscope in Call of Duty.

And yes, make the dinosaurs goofy.

Hyuck?

Your mum

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Check your city’s subreddit. People occasionally post found/foster cats for adoption.

Full tummies 🥰

Wtf

I laughed like a maniac when I saw this.

I am imagining someone bravely standing up and volunteering like something from Hunger Games.

AI is going to replace me?

Is is going to be a disappointment for my parents?

Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.

Bharat is original name of India, as set down in Article 1 of the Constitution, adopted in 1950, which states in English: “India, that is Bharat,…”[20] The term ‘Bharat’ with its origins in Sanskrit, holds a significant historical and cultural significance. Throughout India’s ancient history, the name ‘Bharat’ has been linked to various legends and events, contributing to its enduring narrative.[21]

According to ancient texts and scriptures, one of the earliest references to the name ‘Bharat’ dates back to the Rig Veda’s accounts of the legendary ‘Dasharajna’ or the Battle of Ten Kings. This epic confrontation involved King Sudasa of the Bharata tribe from the Trtsu Dynasty, ultimately leading to the tribe’s recognition and the land being termed ‘Bharat Varsha’ – the land of Bharata.

The Sanskrit word Bhārata is a vrddhi derivation of Bharata, which was originally an epithet of Agni. The term is a verbal noun of the Sanskrit root bhr-, “to bear/to carry”, with a literal meaning of to be maintained (of fire). The root bhr is cognate with the English verb to bear and Latin ferō. This term also means “one who is engaged in search for knowledge”.

This realm of Bharat, which has been referred to as Bhāratavarṣa in puranas - after Bharata, the son of Rishabha.

The country that lies north of the ocean and south of the snowy mountains is called Bhāratam there dwell the descendants of Bharata.

\—Vishnu Purana (2,3,1)

In the Sanskrit epic, the Mahabharat (200 BCE to 300 CE), a larger region of Indosphere is encompassed by the term Bharat.[28] Some other Puranic passages refer to the same Bhārata people, who are described as the descendants of Dushyanta’s son Bharata in the Mahabharata.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_India#Bharat

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In case you like 90s Bollywood, here’s a song (music debut by AR Rahman): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q5DUIgLs_4

Joe Wilkinson and Chelsea Peretti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LqZdkkBDas

Estonia has many “erratic boulders” left over from previous ice ages. They have government protection.

Tfw you’ll never be an erratic boulder protected by Estonian government.

Can’t wait to see this on clickbaity links

After first contact

A: These are our mini neutron star fusion reactors. The most advanced technology to have ever existed. We basically take a chunk of neutron star matter and divide it into two. We neutralize the negative effect and extreme gravity with our space-time bending gravity manipulation technology. We let the two mini neutro spheres accelerate and collide. This generates enough energy to power atleast 3 planets for 1000 cycles. Not onl–

H: Wait a minute. I have a question.

A: Please feel free to ask any questions.

H: How do you convert the raw energy generated into a usable form at that scale?

A: We use utlra high intensity lasers for energy transfer to plane–

H: No. That’s not what I’m asking. How do you convert the raw energy at reactor into a usable form?

A: …

H: …

A: We boil water wi–

H: Motherf-- enrages and loses sanity

Stolen from reddit.