“Megacorp learned nothing from Active Desktop being an utter fucking security disaster.” Yeah, no shit. Everything old is new again.

Originally, it was insured. Synapse changed to brokerage soon before they failed.

Synapse lied to the fintechs, too.

We’re not masochists, we’re just ruled by sadists.

They changed to a cash sweep / brokerage model (not FDIC-insured at the individual account holder level) like 6 months before the bankruptcy. End users had to click a consent checkbox or the like and probably thought nothing of it.

Aside from the official licensing, you essentially just described Knowledge Fight.

There fucking isn’t one, and there might never be again.

Not enough Panera bread locations.

We had the internet in the 90s. It just wasn’t in every 12-year-old’s pocket all day, and the nefarious smoky room types were too old to understand how it worked, let alone carry our mass manipulation campaigns with it as the medium.

Boo hoo Sally

Yes you have arrived at exactly my fucking point

Too much typing. alias kill="kill -9"

> typeof Infinity
'number'

Riddle me that, smart guy.

Switch to AMD. More monkeys.

They’re almost there…

Bad assplay list

For the anti-gay party they sure seem to spend a lot of their time thinking about dicks

I’ve met those walking stereotypes a handful of times but yeah, WAY less common than Tucker Carlson or whoever would have you believe

You seem to have missed the “shut the fuck up” part

I agree with the sentiment but I’d say in the ones who genuinely believe it, it’s a result of them being successfully deceived or manipulated