Yo, hang on there, back up a bit.

Remember when they boycotted the NFL: they were never going to watch woke NFL again. And NBA. And Target. And Bud Light.

How’d that work out? Where are they now?

Right back where they always were.

…

Saved bc it hits.

Banning gender-neutral bathrooms and spinning to anti-woke isn’t virtue signalling…

It’s difficult to forget, I hear. Except my drugs cause hearing loss.

Strange joint pain, anal leakage, hair loss, anal leakage, minor headaches, anal leakage, throbbing veins, anal leakage, sore throat, anal leakage, eye twitching, anal leakage, shrink dink, anal leakage, tender nipples, anal leakage.

Removed by creator

MAMAMIAMAMAMIA!!!

I enjoyed the ending.

…good weed enhances…

No.

No.

deleted by creator

He’ll still get full pay, stock options, golden parachutes…

…without those bothersome quarterly “meetings”…

Was on a vacay in Cuba about 13 years ago, wearing a Slackware 1337 tee…

dude by the pool, “Love the shirt, I think I’ve seen that brand before…!”