I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.
Dean.
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme
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Sup and Sam work so well together tho!
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I’m thinking crunchwrap.
This is the answer. The internet has decided!
Newman.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun
Exactly.
Tux
I was thinking Tux or Batman.
There’s some good ideas here for OP’s wife: https://www.wikihow.com/Black-and-White-Cat-Names
Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.
Do you happen to have a donut as well?
Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.
I was gonna say Fred but what about Ted?
Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.
I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.
Shrubbery.
Richard.
Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.
Johnston! The pattern on that cats face looks just like a…
Rocket! There’s a giant rocket that looks like a…
Pecker! It looks like a woodpecker, or what that’s not a bird it’s a…
Oreo
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy
Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That’s how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.
