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I’ve been in two hurricanes, once in Mexico and one in Hawaii a few weeks ago. Both times I was on the very edge of the storm so it never hit me that hard

Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme

1: It’s weird to not be weird

2: Hate only the hateful

3: Be intolerant of intolerance

The only reason to close the sauce like this is if you’re trying to hide something. What are they doing in there that they don’t want us to see? This is why I don’t use closed sauce servings, anything could be in there and I would have no idea, FOSS (fragrant open sauce servings) are much more ethical and natural to human nature

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

Whoa, I didn’t know that! That’s super cool!

In that case she’d be able to double jump

Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?

So photogenic! S/he’s glowing!

🤮

Somewhere between “every other day” and “every other week”

Yes, that’s basically exactly what Go Map does, though it is a bit less gamified

For iOS you can use “Go Map!!” . It’s basically the same as street complete

Ohhh Maze looks like an oldieeee

Oh my god I so badly wish that was his tongue

No no no, all of these suggestions are wrong, some of them get close, but they don’t paint the whole picture.

Start off by just walking calmly, and then once she’s in your hearing range, give her a nod. Now, start snarling and quickly drop to all 4s as you gallop forwards and eventually past her. This is a sure fire sign to make sure that she knows she’s in good hands

Big broccoli

Yep yep! I gave both of them lots of pets, they were so sweet. There was also this one black senior who was SO cuddly, he didn’t even want treats, he just wanted to be held and snuggled

Yep! The would use a saw that often had a blade made of string, like a bow, but would but gritty, sandy water in the hole they were cutting to slowly grind it away. I think they would also use “dull” copper saws (don’t quote me on that one though)