This reminds me of the large road signs I’ve seen that warn against distracted driving
KEEP
EYES ON
ROADstares at the asphalt
Well great, now I can’t see where I’m g-- 💥
You hungry for asphalt?
It’s zero calories!
I always have a chuckle at those
They always make me do a doubletake
Bring….
…back…
…Burma Shave……
….signs!
This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏
some people strapped thier wallet to a pouch under thier shirt, so its likely wont get snatched if its close to your skin.
4D chess: the pickpockets put up the warning signs.
Fellow fish listener or do you just also happen to know that fact?
Fish listener? Like Aquaman?
If only they would do that with my virginity…
Oh no step-burglar, I’m stuck
Should have messy scotch tape, slightly tilted, maybe a corner peeled off
OMG THAT IS SO IRONIC
Caveat caveat
