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minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 days agoThat’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·5 days agoPretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt. No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days agoAlso makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoI just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoLmao that visual made me actually chuckle
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 days agoWrist watch…wedding band… Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves… Headphones, cap… Phone…keys…wallet…empty… (Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices) HEY MACARENA.
minus-squaremultifariace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoSpectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoHahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoWhat do you do if you’re naked, though?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoStart digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoI’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
minus-squareMelllvar@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoJust stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏