I wonder if everything uploaded to them gets used as LLM training data

The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me

Chesterton’s Fence is the first thing that comes to mind

Can you add a chamfer?

I think they’re just curious, not implying it makes a difference

Is it AI or just a good 'ol fashioned shop?

Wait, so is this comic just a sneaky ad?

Wait, the female end on the cables isn’t allowed? I’ve definitely had USB A extension cables

“This sandwich is terrible! This’ll be the last time I order the sphagnum on breadfruit.”

Why is the font like something from a Star Wars poster?

There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

Old Bash.org quote (probably not the originator)

<Lunchbox> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

I’m only happy when it rains

A similar one I see quite often is “and” when it should be “an”. Not sure if it’s an auto-complete thing or they genuinely don’t know the difference, maybe due to their accent/dialect. Either way it’s like getting tripped while walking when stumbling over it in a sentence.

Terrific

That’s why it’s funny when I’m naked

Cat named Goku?

Seriously. Why are people so obsessed with streaming music when they have tons of it that can just be right there with them, no external connection needed?

One I’m starting to notice become more popular due to the current culture in Hollywood; actors with obvious plastic surgery in historical settings. It’s like a continuous anachronism throughout the movie constantly breaking the fourth wall.