There’s a certain threshold when you’re no longer upset, just impressed. Like if someone ate my slice of cake vs they ate the entire fridge.
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It’s in my head now, so might as well share
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usualsuspect191@lemmy.cato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Costco changed the bag to plastic!!9·10 days agoWas the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?
It’s reversed from the movie iirc
Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric
He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.
It could be worse
I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?
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usualsuspect191@lemmy.cato Technology@lemmy.world•Honda successfully launched and landed its own reusable rocketEnglish25·25 days agoMitsubishi too
I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's one beauty standard that you don't agree with?2·27 days agoThat’s a good point, I was lumping too many people together there. Yes, now how will people show they “suffered” with dieting?
usualsuspect191@lemmy.cato Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's one beauty standard that you don't agree with?2·27 days agoConsidering how much of human effort is just signaling in different forms, this makes a lot of sense. Losing a visual marker of your hard work messes with your established signaling. This makes me wonder what the new signal will be? Fitness clothing has already been taken… Maybe people will wear their gym memberships on a lanyard all the time or something?
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My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.
Thought that was a raw chicken for a second