Idk man my wife is on the spectrum and has maybe been on time for like one thing (of her own volition) in the last few years.
She isn’t high enough on the spectrum to have gained the superpowers. Get her at least 20 COVID boosters and she will get the option to spec her class and will be casting spells in no time.
Don’t forget the 5G exposition after the boosters to activate them, otherwise they give just cancer without the fun superpowers.
Source: am autistic and always on time.
ADHD is also a common issue with ASD.
I can probably count on my hands and toes how many times I’ve been on time for school since 9th grade, I’m about to finish school now.
“Everyones autistic now”
Translation
“Ive met an autistic person in the past few years and dont like it”
It’s not even that, it’s that they now have to acknowledge that person as autistic instead of just othering them for their social ineptitude.
I don’t know if it’s ADHD, autism, a combination of both, or something else entirely, but I have very specific routes when driving. For instance, most of my drives in town are to the grocery store. I take the same route every time without fail. If I am taking certain turns, I am going to the grocery store.
Sometimes, my wife will need to visit the crafts store nearby. It’s a very similar route, except for one specific turn that I skip. We will get in the car, and she will have to remind me 9 times out of 10 to not take the specific turn that goes to the grocery store. Because the routine is that if I take turns A, B, and C, then turn D to the grocery is what naturally follows. It’s not because I’ve forgotten we’re going to the crafts store (though I probably have). It’s because if I’ve taken these specific turns, I must be driving to the grocery store.
It’s almost muscle memory at this stage. She’ll see my pinky reach for the turn signal and holler DON’T. And yes, it has to be loud and abrupt because if not, odds are I won’t process it in time and we will be driving to the grocery store.
Maybe this is me being unaware of my own divergence, but that sounds pretty normal. We’re attached to pattern as humans, and driving is one of those things you do subconsciously (or at least it’s on the back burner in terms of direct focus) after a while. Makes sense you would conflate two super similar routes when you are essentially operating off muscle memory
Yep, this. Our minds need to process thousands of things, and actively think about another thousand of stuff. This takes tremendous effort, so whatever can be automated, our brains automate. That’s mostly gets turned into habits and routines…but also extend to repeating tasks we do occasionally.
ADHD and Autism can have overlapping symptoms so it could be either or both. I’m kinda the same way and often have to remind myself to do certain things if I’m drving to a place i know how to get to.
Like when I was driving to my gfs parents house for her grandmas birthday and I forgot to pick up my ADHD meds.
I knew I was forgetting something lol.
This is a big reason why, if I am not going by my normal routine, I will set my navigation to where I am going. Even if I know the way, this is the absolute best way I have fought against the muscle memory.
Lmao in similar but I get anxiety when I change the path. Even if it’s a known path change prior to starting the trip. So I’ll try to avoid the turn to avoid the anxiety. 😦
My mind will just overthink the decision, stoplights, traffic, time of day, probability of street racers, school buses, UberEATS and door dash drivers, until it’s too late to realistically decide, then either decision becomes equally justified until I finally bite my lip and just keep driving straight anyway and never turn to take the other way to work.
AFAIK I don’t have autism or ADHD, certainly I’ve never been diagnosed with either, but routines are a good thing. If you have a functional routine that you follow, you probably won’t make many mistakes and you’ll have less cause to question whether you missed a step or did something correctly. To put it another way, if you know the rules going in, you’ll probably do it right.
I’m consistent enough that any space I regularly occupy (my bed, car, office chair, etc.) has wear patterns reflecting the way I use the space (mark on the wall where my hand goes when I sleep, dent on the car door where my elbow rests, etc.). My wife teases me, too, for having patterns … But I rarely fumble on any task I’ve performed more than two or three times and I don’t have to work hard to do things familiar to me. A few times I’ve been ill but doubted it until I bungled a routine.
As a final point, I would direct you to a scene from the excellent Meet Joe Black, but lamentably I cannot remember enough about it to find it online. In this scene, the protagonist references that shaving is a simple and consistent enough process that you can perform other mental tasks while physically occupied. If you have good routines, the same thought process applies to all recurring and regular tasks. (In case you have not seen the movie, I assure you that both the scene and movie are significantly better than I’m making them sound.)
Ah yes, autism makes you an infallible machine with an atomic clock and pneumatic rocket fist action!
bro I wish autism helped me keep on schedule
You’re not a schedule autistic you’re a chaos autistic.
You are welcome to finger paints and other crafts in the lobby. But please do not come back in to the office while we’re scheduling things in here.
Not to be a lugubrious lemming, but those things are due to capitalism, not neurodivergence. (If we’re blaming mental conditions, it’s more likely to be sociopathy.)
I think the joke is if there were more autistic people in charge of those things, the accidents wouldn’t happen
Fuck.
Thank you for being kind to me in the face of so obviously not getting the joke.
Maybe we were all always autistic which is why planes are delayed, trains not on schedule and boats crash into bridges … maybe we are autistic because we cause our own autism.
And the only people who diagnose autism are autistic who seek out other autistic people to treat the autistic people with treatments made by other autistic people.
Autismception
