Apparently, everyone 😂

“Accidentally”

Have you ever heard of countries where kids go back to school after september 10th? I grew up in one of those countries, we started school normally on september 13th or later.

I never take august because of this. EVERYONE and their mothers take august so everything is crowded and extremely overpriced.

I prefer getting some time in september and then spread the rest of my days the rest of the year.

And this time is going to be even bigger because they need to control so many aspects of their enemies citizens.

At this point I can’t even blame twitter. If after everything they are doing, you still stay on twitter, the only one to blame for whatever happens to your data, is you.

To sum it up: twitter’s business is so irrelevant that they don’t qualify to be subject to the DMA.

Ketamine Karen must be hurting after such a burn.

Important note: We are talking about the Digital Markets Act, not to be confused with the Digital Services Act.

Don’t forget the 5G exposition after the boosters to activate them, otherwise they give just cancer without the fun superpowers.

Source: am autistic and always on time.

It’s astounding the amount of buzzwords the tech bros will use every time they try to sell us some new AI bullshit.

You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?

It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!

/s (just in case)

If, to make the place bearable, you need to block hundreds of people, I’d say the place is… Not very good.

I’m sorry to tell you that you’re not even the first one thinking of this. I’ll have to look for the source but a company was trying to do this on phones. Basically they’d track your eyes with the phone camera to stop the ad when you’re not looking at your screen.

Edit: found it

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/moviepass-relaunches-ads-track-eyeballs-face-recognition/

Fucking hell, I had to check several times that I wasn’t reading an onion-y article.

I barely use YouTube and when I do, I use tubular or freetube apps, but I think I’m going to use it even less from now on.

Cheaper? My ass.

Men’s depilatory cream costs around 30% more here, and it’s the same product, except with a slightly different fragrance.

Most of the time I buy women’s products because they are both cheaper and of higher quality.

This, in my case, is true for everything except razor blades.

If you’re committing a genocide it’s only fair that people compare you with other people who commited genocide. Like the nazis.

And of course it hurts. Because Israel hates to be reminded that they are becoming the kind of people that 80 years ago tried to exterminate them.

Stop doing nazi things if you don’t want to be called a nazi. It’s as simple as that.

Do you realise that such a broad definition only is saying that Israel can’t be considered Nazi no matter what they do?

Mate, are you for real?

Simple: We just stop sending them weapons. They are digging their own grave by doubling down in this war and in poking other nations. And they do it because they know that “Daddy US” will cover their asses in case things turn ugly.

See? This is the “with me or against me” rhetoric I was talking about in another post. I never said I want the destruction of Israel. I said that the only reasons why they are still being supported by the international community are those three points, being the most important the fact that the US supports them.

If that drops, they will have a hard time looking for allies because right now, nobody can in good faith say that they agree with what Israel is doing in Gaza, and if someone was to attack them and the US doesn’t step in, I’m not sure anyone else will.

That is not saying that I want the violent destruction of Israel, that is stating facts. You might not like them, but that’s how things are right now. Israel has no friends and that is entirely because of how they are behaving.

It’s the rhetoric used by those who want to be seen as victims. They pretend that you associate the state with the totality of the people forming it. That way it’s easier to control the narrative. And if you look closely, it’s the same they are trying to do with the “Palestine=Hamas” bullshit.

If you hate Israel, according to them, you hate the whole Jewish world. It’s easier that way to create the “with me or against me” rhetoric.