MehBlah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoBetter check the closet, toolemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1770
arrow-up1770imageBetter check the closet, toolemmy.worldMehBlah@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareYappyMonotheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-23 months agoAnother W for faithful, taken men. 😅
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-23 months agoUntil their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won’t be an issue but I’d rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months ago long-teen relationship Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoYes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoGotta watch out if they’re left handed, too.
minus-squareYappyMonotheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoOh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago“I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”
minus-squareFrezik@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoJokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy. If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoOr polygamists.
Another W for faithful, taken men. 😅
Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won’t be an issue but I’d rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.
Do both teens have to be tall for it to count?
Yes, short people are inherently untrustworthy anyways.
Gotta watch out if they’re left handed, too.
Randy Newman agrees
Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I’d just think they got the wrong car, lol.
“I’m shocked! I mean… your sidepiece has great handwriting!”
Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.
If it came down to it, I’ll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn’t a lot of doubt in the outcome.
Or polygamists.