Dad, is that you?

Lol definitely

Also, give me lots of pettings. Or the chaos and destruction start now.

Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?

“aww man, that’s not an …xbox controller!”

RACHEL!
WHERE WERE THE DRUGS GOING

You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes, though.

You sound like someone that thinks weed turns you into a murder chicken.

Not just an actress. A commercials actress.
Roll out the red carpet.

They’ll be around for awhile too

But then I’d have to drink sock water.

“oh no”

I like to watch the kids when the parents aren’t looking. We can become friends, too!

Just another drummer

I’ll put some corn in your eye

That is what I meant. Thank you

Lets gooooo

How os asking what they are the same as saying they shouldn’t exist?

I’m so tired of all the bad faith bs on this site.

Why have them? What are they?

Yeah I know. I was just checking the other boxes as well.