Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can’t sleep 🥺

This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.

I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?

Oof, that sounds rough.

This strategy does work, but only if you’ve been spending $100,000 a year on lattes.

Many Men What Me Dead In Debt

For the sake of the planet, horniness must be destroyed.

Herbal Essence is in for the fight of its life.

“I have represented hundreds of clients, and I have never been convicted!”

“Just because you didn’t do it, doesn’t mean they won’t throw your ass in jail.”

A lot of Americans are in such dismal financial straights that they can only dream of striking it rich via winning the lottery, or a big, juicy lawsuit.

That is a whole lot of Sith face right there.

But notice: you can’t see his legs!

Ring: Fuck it, we Flock now.

Double barrel Bubble

You mean all those other farts were LIES?!

Too real.

[ALERT]

Huh, I guess I’m old, but the joke’s on you – but I won’t make you happy. 😎