Someone should check on her to make sure she don’t drown.

“You can choose to play as a mighty warrior, or a free-floating sentient scarf. One or the other.”

I’m small and weak, so the only thing I’d have going for me after the apocalypse is my nutritional content 🍖 .

Actually, that’s pretty much true in the present 🤷‍♂️ .

If you date them one at a time you can cut the stench by 50%.

“Oh shit!”

And don’t feed them after midnight.

“Well, I’m not picking it up for you.”

“Yes… all is proceeding how I have foreseen it.”

This seems like a cruel fate for innocent womp-rats.

We think hard, we play hard.

The size of Portugal the Man compared to Spain:

If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it’d be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it’s too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?

You want people to just be able to look at peeled bananas whenever they feel like it?

But what will become of Sailor Pluto?!

Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.

Twice as nice, in fact!

is 9 pounds

was 9 pounds.

Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can’t sleep 🥺

This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.

I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?