“the real Law of Fives is realizing that everything can be related to the number five if you try hard enough.”

“My next number is called ‘N 2 Deep.’”

Meanwhile, in the void of space a Boltzmann brain appears, with the intact memories of a man standing at railroad switch…

It’s called “where the sun don’t shine” for a reason.

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The metronomic timing of the Chuck E. Cheese band did not rub off on poor Lars, however.

I’m having trouble figuring out whether this product sucks or not 🤔

OMG the wizard dressed him in my middle-school clothes!

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But moooooonnnnneeyyyy!

Nooo, my smart wolf is missing 😭

That is a cool cat.

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You could say that I was “carelessly slapped together”.

“Jazz Crabs.” A euphemism for something reprehensible, no doubt!

“The proles keep telling me that my brilliant ideas aren’t technically feasible!”

Mama: Sigh

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“Don’t be mad, we’re just a little guy 😢”