In my case it allows me to rot on the couch without having to pay close attention to something new; but it’s interesting enough to distract me from my own thoughts.

And if you fail again, try not to flip.

You don’t discretely pull it to one side first 😥 ?

“Oh my… to shreds, you say…”

Whenever I try to speak French, the reply is always the same…

“Sexy” vs “Unsexy” measuring.

this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.

😉

Stay hydrated!

Not all bunnies… 😥

😉

Immortan Scrooge

The rich get richer, smh

Succulent!

I may have failed most of my math classes. But if you think about it, perhaps the classes failed me?

Inches makes it seem more impressive than it is–that’s like only around 30 miles or so.

And warm… mmm, so luxurious…

good forg

“Blessed are… me. Just me.”

There’s been a mix up: my coffee is pretty, and I feel delicious.

YAY! 🌈