I mean technically you’re not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but…

Hi, Stuart!

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

Jesus, John – quit being a senator and just go record podcasts in your truck for a living.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

“Tell me Father, should I convert?”

“Meh… I wouldn’t.”

Well, okay. But you gain 1d4 less determination per round than usual, unless you pass a WIS check.

Thanks, Norm.

“Stripped of all flesh, your bones bleach in the sun. It fills you with determination.”

This is why tab search is a thing 😭

“People called romanes they go into the house?”

They could be making their businesses “eat” the tariffs, but instead their people are eating good chocolate? That’s it, I’m heading down there, I’m sold.

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

mage forgets battle plan instantly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

Gotta spend money to make money!

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.

Musk finally gets Grok how he wanted it and they shut it off… he must be crying tonight

“MY METAL BOY! 😢”

Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.