I might be a funpig, but I wouldn’t say I’m raw…

Microplastics. Lead. Hydration is a dangerous game.

A computer can never be horny or sad

I’m sure the AI bros are working on it.

My bad. I’ve never been so I only know it from the movies.

I’ve been reading about “systems thinking” recently, and it’s fascinating stuff.

You’re not wrong, but I’m still amazed that the it’s possible for me to mail a letter from Los Angeles and have it arrive in Berlin in less than a month.

… and the billionaires keep kicking things and flipping random switches to try to wrench the world into their favored shape, and the rest of us are trapped on this ship with them.

Considers re-playing New Vegas

Remembers Cazadores exist

Uninstalls New Vegas

Just when I thought we were going to de-Tiberium the global economy, smh.

And then you’ve got the complex plane and its mattresses…

Oof, what a drag.

I think Samwise Gamgee would tell you that there’s no such thing as an evil potato.

Most folks into doing burnouts will gladly do one for you if you just ask, anywhere, any time.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a sideshow in the Main Concourse of Grand Central Station yet.

Of course you didn’t need your Uzi, you silly billy! That’s clearly a Micro Uzi.

Every day you get the chance to be a new and better person.

Peak floof efficiency!

Why I’m here I can’t quite remember…

That’s a great idea!

… in a row?

Nice work.