Or, contract rabies, go to the South, and bite as many people as you can.

I miss Mitch 😢

Calm like a bomb.

Wait, shouldn’t it be “was-wolf”? We might need to call in a proofreader.

It’s not exactly a lossless compression though.

glottal?

Stop?

#relatable

“I vant to suck your blood… no, BLOOD.”

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“Why would you want to?”

“I need to borrow your gun and one bullet. Actually, I’ll be keeping the bullet, but you can have your gun back when I’m finished.”

Learn to play the recorder, people love music. (Hopefully enough to feed the musician, otherwise I’m gonna starve.)

… thanks?

Russell is one of the greats. But if you’re looking for a terse knockdown there’s always this classic from author Max Reger:

I am in the smallest room of the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me.

Okey-dokey.

On the other hand, do you know one of the companies that supposedly made the Saturn-V?

Boeing.

If it means paying less rent, I’d seriously consider cavelife.

“Ugh, I feel like garbage.”

“You must have slept wrong.”

“WHY is that POSSIBLE?”

Same here… those prices have tempted me on more than one occasion.

But this argument can’t wait until I go home!!!