All this time and energy wasted on chatbots, cancer research, and what have you. What we need is a universal robotic liver, so that we can all stay drunk all the time with no consequences.
Alcohol is so much work to produce, with many deleterious effects on other parts of your physiology. Cut out the middle man and get a droud implanted. The only extra thing you’ll need for the rest of your life is few handfuls of AA batteries.
All this time and energy wasted on chatbots, cancer research, and what have you. What we need is a universal robotic liver, so that we can all stay drunk all the time with no consequences.
Cheers - I’ll drink to that!
Prost!
Santé !
Salud!
Alcohol also increases your blood pressure, and that has nothing to do with the liver. Still wouldn’t be a good idea to be drunk all the time.
No, there are no consequences. I specifically requested it.
Well seeing as Nobody asked for it, I guess we don’t have to do anything
Alcohol is so much work to produce, with many deleterious effects on other parts of your physiology. Cut out the middle man and get a droud implanted. The only extra thing you’ll need for the rest of your life is few handfuls of AA batteries.
Just [cut out the middle man entirely] (https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/03/health/auto-brewery-syndrome-wellness/index.html)
Yeah! Screw insulin pumps, we need glutathione pumps.