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minus-squareunmagical@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·13 days agoB-b-but it’s apocalypse proof!
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·13 days ago" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·13 days agoIf it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·13 days agoBetter keep that original packaging.
minus-squareskittle07crusher@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 days ago“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
B-b-but it’s apocalypse proof!
" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
Better keep that original packaging.
“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
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