Nice try. Still getting deported.

Gonna have huge calves.

Want or need?

Always the question.

Your going to have to disect the lab rat live, fresh from the dumpster.

The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

Alternate #1: your pickup truck’s steel bumper.

Alternate #2: your cousins Oxy-acc torch

Alternate #3: bricks. Lots of bricks.

Drive thru bullet stores?

Leave your lights on for us, before you turn them off.

England still claims 10% of American stupidity as debt service.

Will they market them to kids like cigarettes?

Surge pricing.

Remember when RoboCop dispensed bullets to anyone that did not show ID?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

No, not even close. Where did you even get Red Scare from? A soviet era propaganda textbook?

it was a new Pearl Harbor.

you obviously werent around for the flag waving and sticker epidemic that i was refering to.

9/11 was 23 years ago.

The nationalism that arose implanted itself in the children of that era.

Those kids are now in the voting booth.

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

Maybe its faster?

See also Yellowstone National Park visitors

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.