Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.
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Hey, why did you remove your comment? It was funny af
Didn’t realize I was 2 days late to the party
Great, iCanCallYouLateDragon then 😘
Your band camp must’ve been the shit.
Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.
Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
I’m just here to see it going in
You complete butt trumpet
You absolute
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
This one time, at band camp…
Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing
Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.
Squidward could never
performing to standing room only audiences
Well… You definitely won’t be the one sitting.
Ass clarinet don’t play itself.
Mine’s more like a trombone
Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.
