snpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1432
arrow-up1432imageWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialsnpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoYeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agosudo touch wife southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
minus-squarebumbali@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoi have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.
Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
sudo touch wife
southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.