TehBamski@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDad telling it how it wasi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1279
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minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 months agoBecause I wouldnt settle for a blowjob. Because your mum said no to anal. Because your mum is a stone cold freak. Because the swingers parties got out of hand. Because our bull doesnt like condoms. Because I spent the abortion money on strippers. Because I was too lazy to have a wank. And finally. Apologise and be nice to each other or Ill go dump one in your mother right now and see if I can get you a baby brother.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI prefer “push” vs “dump” for the added omgnoooo 🤣
Because I wouldnt settle for a blowjob.
Because your mum said no to anal.
Because your mum is a stone cold freak.
Because the swingers parties got out of hand.
Because our bull doesnt like condoms.
Because I spent the abortion money on strippers.
Because I was too lazy to have a wank.
And finally.
Apologise and be nice to each other or Ill go dump one in your mother right now and see if I can get you a baby brother.
I prefer “push” vs “dump” for the added omgnoooo 🤣