- The pool would turn brown within moments. They’re probably all “out of order” when he’s around. 
- Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein’s Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there? - I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation. 
 
- Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter… 
- He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day. - I could never envy that person 
 
- That’s so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We’re convinced water is his nemesis. He’s like the aliens in Signs. 
- He drowns in his own BS every day. 
- Wish he’d try it and drown. 
- Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins. - ITS NOT A LIQUID!!! - He should absolutely try it anyway. Maybe after the Fed mints those coins with his face on it. Just give him a room full and let him dive in head first. 
 
 
- Why do you ask? - Why 'bout you answer 😬 
 
- I can easily imagine a pool by that mini palace in Florida. 








