When were you circumcised? I’m guessing as a child. Your own parents weren’t satisfied with your penis. It’s fine to accept that you were the victim of a irreversible religious genital modification without your consent and that it doesn’t define you and you won’t let it ruin your life. But making a point of arguing that you’re actually totally okay, that other people are obsessed with your penis specifically and that circumcision as a whole isn’t that bad and kind of passively endorsing it is not fine and betrays a much deeper insecurity on your part than whatever accusations you’re projecting onto me. Nonmedical circumcision has been condemned by the overwhelming majority of the world for centuries, and continues to be so today

But it’s cleaner and easier to manage

Both complete lies btw

Your penis doesn’t work just fine if you were circumcised. You are one of the brainwashed people I was talking about.

Read about the function of the foreskin, which is way more than a bit of hanging skin on the end of your member, it’s a sensitive and double-sided tissue that keeps your internal bits where they belong.

In my experience, the strongest critics of MGM are victims of circumcision. There are some brainwashed people who don’t see what the big deal is, but people with normal penises (and women) don’t seem to care much one way or the other.

Genital mutilation is weird, doubly so when it’s for a religion you don’t even follow

Blame Trump.

hurr durr muh drag queen story time!!

None of this was happening when Biden left. The rest of the world is doing fine but Americans are importing mystery meat, rationing medicine, and trying to scrap together nuts and bolts like the apocalypse has already happened.

Surely another front to this global trade war will solve things, right?

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Without a second thought

I think that at this point they should look into building a New New Delhi

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it implies the us libertarians aren’t usually fascist.

Well yeah, that’s what I’m getting at. Whether or not most self-described libertarians are actually libertarians (most arent) isnt really relevant. Libertarianism, as an idealogy, is fundamentally opposed to fascism, as an idealogy, definitionally so. It’s only by FPTP, majority rule, etc. that finds those two groups voting for the same platform instead of being confident enough to run their own parties. (See also: outspoken communist ideologues earnestly supporting the DNC because they know their vote will never be represented otherwise.)

As I said, the comic really isnt that deep or serious, but I do appreciate that it’s a bit more self-aware than the average Ben Garrison piece

The one with the rope pulling is pretty funny

E: “Opposites Attract” It’s not that serious but it is a pretty self aware bit of commentary on what FPTP polling does on consolidating voting blocs

Dunno about 6:30am but I dont think that’ll be a problem at 11:30pm… gonna freak on that male bird

Probably not because that sounds gross

Its not the height, it’s the age. Thar be eldritch monsters in the Appalachians. Rockies is just aliens and (Gay) Bigfoot

Imagine my confusion when I apologized to my grandpa for being late to Thanksgiving because I blew a tranny on the highway. I had no idea what he meant when he grabbed his wrenches and said “well let’s fix it”

No lol? There’s even the famous story about how their record label wanted to sign her on as solo act but she insisted on contracts for the whole band

Gold chains are the standard uniform of the working class?

Oh brother do I

Haley Williams’ solo material is great too